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A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business opened up next door and hung a huge sign which read ' BEST DEALS'. He was horrofied when anoy=ther competitor opened up on his right and put up another board reading'LOWEST PRICES'.The shopkeeper then put a signboard huger than all. It read "MAIN ENTRANCE".

In JOKE OF THE DAY